EVERYTHING IS FAKE…PART 2

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Back in 2023 I predicted that in the very near future everything would be riddled with fakery and falsehood. (You can check I’m not lying here) Everything you read, every news bulletin, every video you watch, would be rigged, adjusted, distorted or entirely fabricated in order to sell you a particular narrative. Supercharged by AI, I argued, every official government statement, every news outlet and every social media platform would unleash an onslaught of deceit, cover up and augmented dis-and mis-information the likes of which humanity could never have imagined. But even little ole me, in my most bombastic and hyperbolic splendour did not foresee how fast and furious this sorry prophecy would come true. 

No one has been spared. Even the granniest of grannies has begun to wise up. They’ve had to ffs. Every social media post, every celebrity selfie, every video of a dog rescuing its owner, cats cuddling new born chicks, every act of jaw dropping heroism…it’s all faked AI slop, stitched together to hijack a couple of seconds of your attention. Most of the time that’s all they want. You stop scrolling briefly to double check if that car really did fly off that cliff, and that’s the green light. Instantly, the algorithm detectives add it to your personal file under a slew of category headings including ‘likes death-defying stunts’, ‘likes car chases’ as well as the more inclusive ‘keen on ridiculous scenarios of all types’. That innocent microsecond of a manoeuvre is all they need to get to work stoking their gigantic servers with a gazillion snippets of nonsense primed to tease your ravenous dopamine addiction.

And now that the algorithms know what grabs your attention they can create new content, new nonsense following similar patterns, since it’s all AI generated anyway. In the mad matrix we now live in, otherwise known as the attention economy even the likes and comments on social media posts are fake. Some of us were vaguely aware that bots ‘like’ or ‘comment’ on various posts but most of us do not have the foggiest idea of the truly industrial scale of these bots.

A Youtube View Farm

So, in order to guarantee the bot’s latest video gets the attention it deserves it will swiftly generate its own audience of bots to like and comment appropriately too. It’s a perfect feedback loop: it makes stuff up, generates it, promotes it, likes it, comments on it…and then because it was so popular, largely with itself, it produces another big bucket of AI slop so that the whole process can start again.

The result of all this bot shenanigans is that no one can tell how many genuine, human likes any content has actually received. Or whether the ‘person’ they responded to is even a real person at all. It seems data analytics are fake too.

Sex sells. Well, it made you read this caption anyway

On my X feed recently I came across a couple of images of, shall we say, ridiculously fantastical females posing provocatively with the question “What was your first thought when you saw me?.” Unfortunately, I made the fatal mistake of replying “AI”. Oh boy, that was it. I’m now inundated with a daily army of hilariously over-endowed AI women, all of whom are desperate to get to know me, apparently. Certainly keeps me busy. 

Bad Shorts & Brainrot

So, exactly how much AI slop is on Youtube, for example? In order to answer that question a widely cited study by video editing company Kapwing analysed the first 500 videos recommended to a brand new YouTube account. Here’s what they found:

21% was classified as AI slop, meaning the videos were low-quality, fully or heavily AI generated content designed to farm views. 

33% fell into the broader ‘brainrot’ category ie. mindless, repetitive, low-value content which often includes AI-generated material. 

This 21% figure for AI slop in new-user feeds was reported all over the place, including The Guardian, but that doesn’t mean it’s true, of course. But just to be clear, it also doesn’t mean 21% of all videos ever uploaded to YouTube are AI generated but it does show how heavily the recommendation algorithm is pushing this type of content to new viewers.

Tom and Brad fight it out to the death in a viral, completely fabricated video

Meanwhile on X, recent analysis suggests that between 10–15% of total accounts are bot driven, so that’s roughly 40–50 million accounts out there distorting what you thought was the truth. And when it comes to election time, or when other major or controversial events are trending, that figure can easily jump to 45%. So the chances are that the expertly crafted sarcasm you spent all morning perfecting in response to an angry post is nothing but a pointless little ping pong ball bouncing into a pit of fire. Makes you feel hopeless, doesn’t it?

Trust is the biggest issue we face. If the percentage of faked content is increasing month by month how can we trust anything we see any longer? Well, let’s get practical for a minute.

To avoid becoming permanently cynical and giving up altogether, here is my handy trust checklist:

1 Check with other sources, right across the political spectrum for a more balanced view before you get too red faced and angry.

2 Build a network of trusted commentators. There are still some terrific truth-tellers out there, so stick with the ones with a decent track record of getting things right. 

3 Listen to long form debate on podcasts etc. rather than reacting to snappy headlines and provocative soundbites.

Ultimately of course, it doesn’t really matter that the video of the Alsatian retrieving a baby from a burning building is fake or not, or whether Tom Cruise really did gatecrash that wedding ceremony in Dagenham. We will quickly become accustomed to assuming that most content is for entertainment purposes only. Most of us probably already have. 

But when it comes to shaping our attitudes, reinforcing our prejudices or influencing our political persuasion, well that’s a different kettle of meatballs altogether. Our job as consumers of ‘information’ is to navigate the deep and choppy waters of utter bullshit that lie ahead. That means when you see a video of Sir Keir Starmer dressed as baby riding a donkey along the Blackpool seafront, it’s probably worth cross checking it with other media sources. If, however, you come across a similar video of Sir Ed Davey there is, of course, no need to check.

Howard Saunders is a writer, speaker and the Retail Futurist

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  Howard Saunders   Mar 29, 2026   AI, big data, clickbait, Future, smartphone, Uncategorized   Comments Off on EVERYTHING IS FAKE…PART 2   Read More

THE DAY IT RAINED IPHONES

It’s September 1975 and on your way home from school you come across a gift from fifty years in the future: an iPhone! How would you react? How would it have changed you? I made this little film trailer for my good friends at SSM in Amsterdam, who are celebrating their 50th anniversary of excellence in all things retail.

  Howard Saunders   Sep 22, 2025   Apple, smartphone, technology, Uncategorized   Comments Off on THE DAY IT RAINED IPHONES   Read More

WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU

I may sound arrogant but since everything turned upside down in early 2020 I’ve learnt so much more about who and what I am, so I’ve decided to be more honest with myself, as well as with those around me. 

Everything has changed, there’s no doubt about that, and lockdowns really made us re-evaluate our priorities. For example, I’m lucky that I can work from home, so I was able to enjoy more time with my family and get to know my local area for once. I enjoyed having stuff delivered to be honest. Some days I had so many deliveries it felt like it was Christmas as I’d forgotten what I’d ordered most of the time. (Good job delivery drivers and supermarket staff can’t work from home though, haha!). I do enjoy my work, but I must say, it’s been nice not having to get up at 6am every morning. There’s no way I’ll go back to doing that every day.

So yes, it’s fair to say I’ve changed considerably and have a much better understanding of what life is really about, and how I compare with others.

Education

It’s not like I went to school wearing a top hat or anything but I like to think I had a decent enough education. My Comp was ok I guess, but I did have a great group of friends and they teach you everything you need to know in terms of how to survive normal life, so I’ve always felt pretty well prepared. To be honest, I find the sort of people who’ve had a so-called ‘proper’ education pretty hopeless when it comes to real life, don’t you think?

Social Media

I use it every day yes, but I don’t post my every waking moment on Facebook or Instagram, that’s for sure.  And I certainly wouldn’t say I’m addicted. I only really use it to keep in touch with old friends, from school and that. Some of them, literally, post every blinking meal and every time they step out the front door, and I hardly ever do that! Oh, and my TikTok videos are just for laughs really, although I do get quite a few likes.

Lifestyle

I’m not fanatical about it but I do try different diets on and off, like cutting down on meat or sugar for a bit. I’m pretty good at sticking to the rules, mostly, but when I go out with my friends, like on a Friday night after work, all that good intention goes out the window, I’m afraid. But I work hard, so I think that’s fair enough. I’m definitely not sedentary all day so I’m reasonably fit I reckon, although I do have a weakness for carbs. I do love my pasta. If pressed I’d say I was an ‘everything in moderation’ type. That’s pretty good isn’t it?

The Pandemic

I’m sick of hearing about it to be honest but it was scary, certainly at the beginning. Last year I used to pass the shopping to Dad on the end of a broom handle for god’s sake! But you can’t go on like that forever can you? I wouldn’t say I was terrified but it certainly was worrying. Still is! I do wear a mask when I have to, because like Tesco says ‘every little helps!’ Some of the rules do seem crazy though, like it’s ok to take it off when you’re sitting in a restaurant but not when you go to the loo. I’m sure those in charge know what they’re doing though, don’t they?

It  was shocking to see those pictures though. The hordes of people on the beaches, at the football and those festivals, none of them wearing a mask! Ridiculous at a time like this. I mean, I enjoy a good time along with the best of them, but I guess some people are just born irresponsible.

The Environment

Yes, it’s very worrying. It’s obvious something has to be done, isn’t it? I mean, something’s changing what with all those fires in Greece and California and everywhere. Seems like there’s extreme weather events happening somewhere every day now. And yes, I accept I might have to pay more tax, if it will help. But frankly, if the super rich just paid their fair share, instead of hiding it away in all these offshore banks, that would be probably solve it, wouldn’t it? I mean, they’re flying all over the place in their private planes and stuff and yet, you wait, it’ll be ordinary, hard working people like me who’ll have to foot the bill. Pay your fair share, that’s all I ask.

All in all I think I do my bit, certainly more than most. I recycle everything possible, and wash everything before it goes in the blue bin, which is more than most people. I use those hessian carrier bags as often as I can and try and buy the most sustainable things at the supermarket. Local produce whenever it’s available, but it’s not always easy. 

Too many people out there openly throw their rubbish on the street like they don’t give a damn. Incredible really, but some people actually leave their old mattresses and fridges up by the heath, believe it or not. It’s completely unacceptable, frankly. Disgusting actually. Something should be done about it.

I love nature and always feel properly recharged when I get out into the country. It’s a very special feeling that’s hard to explain so I can’t really believe what humans are doing to this planet, to be honest. That’s what my tattoo is trying to say I suppose: my emotional connection to Mother Nature, if you like. No, I’m definitely not religious though I would consider myself much more spiritual than I used to be. There’s so much we don’t know about, don’t you think?

Hospitality

When we go out, yes if I’m honest, I want to be treated with respect. I mean I work hard for my money and wherever I decide to spend it, whether it’s in a restaurant or a clothes shop, then I want to be treated like it really matters, not like I’m just another customer. Especially when I’ve been before. They should welcome you back properly and be grateful for your business, don’t you reckon?

The Future

I don’t think things will go back to normal for quite a while yet. When they do I’ll definitely be going on holiday…masked up if I have to! All in all I think I’m pretty lucky. I don’t do the lottery very often but if I did win I’d spend the money wisely, not like most of them you read about. I’m not being funny, but I definitely think I have some hidden talents, as yet untapped haha! Time will tell, I suppose. 

I do like the idea of having children someday, but I don’t think it’s fair to bring kids into this messed up world at the moment, so we probably won’t. You don’t need to be stuck in a traffic jam or travel on the tube at rush hour many times before you realise there’s simply too many of us on this planet, for god’s sake. Some people are still having, like, five kids and it’s not a good look is it? You know what I mean?

Finally

Yes, all things considered I think I am probably better than most people. I don’t mean to sound big headed or anything but I’m probably more hard working, a bit more thoughtful, more balanced perhaps than most people I know. Just being honest.

I am everyman and everywoman. I am your neighbour, your work colleague, the shop assistant you just thanked and even that couple standing at the bar over there. I am a brand new blend of caution and entitlement. I am the masked narcissist, your preening, dancing, digitally distanced TikToker. I am the strange lovechild of Homo-Trepidatious and Homo-Narcissus. I am the vast majority of your customers…and your staff. You’ll be getting to know me very well indeed as I intend to stick around for the rest of this decade at least. Catch you later!

Now that we’ve established that I’m better than you, please follow me on Twitter @retailfuturist for daily insights and musings.

  Howard Saunders   Sep 15, 2021   Future, me age, Retail, shopping, smartphone, Uncategorized   Comments Off on WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU   Read More