EVERYTHING IS FAKE…PART 2

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Back in 2023 I predicted that in the very near future everything would be riddled with fakery and falsehood. (You can check I’m not lying here) Everything you read, every news bulletin, every video you watch, would be rigged, adjusted, distorted or entirely fabricated in order to sell you a particular narrative. Supercharged by AI, I argued, every official government statement, every news outlet and every social media platform would unleash an onslaught of deceit, cover up and augmented dis-and mis-information the likes of which humanity could never have imagined. But even little ole me, in my most bombastic and hyperbolic splendour did not foresee how fast and furious this sorry prophecy would come true. 

No one has been spared. Even the granniest of grannies has begun to wise up. They’ve had to ffs. Every social media post, every celebrity selfie, every video of a dog rescuing its owner, cats cuddling new born chicks, every act of jaw dropping heroism…it’s all faked AI slop, stitched together to hijack a couple of seconds of your attention. Most of the time that’s all they want. You stop scrolling briefly to double check if that car really did fly off that cliff, and that’s the green light. Instantly, the algorithm detectives add it to your personal file under a slew of category headings including ‘likes death-defying stunts’, ‘likes car chases’ as well as the more inclusive ‘keen on ridiculous scenarios of all types’. That innocent microsecond of a manoeuvre is all they need to get to work stoking their gigantic servers with a gazillion snippets of nonsense primed to tease your ravenous dopamine addiction.

And now that the algorithms know what grabs your attention they can create new content, new nonsense following similar patterns, since it’s all AI generated anyway. In the mad matrix we now live in, otherwise known as the attention economy even the likes and comments on social media posts are fake. Some of us were vaguely aware that bots ‘like’ or ‘comment’ on various posts but most of us do not have the foggiest idea of the truly industrial scale of these bots.

A Youtube View Farm

So, in order to guarantee the bot’s latest video gets the attention it deserves it will swiftly generate its own audience of bots to like and comment appropriately too. It’s a perfect feedback loop: it makes stuff up, generates it, promotes it, likes it, comments on it…and then because it was so popular, largely with itself, it produces another big bucket of AI slop so that the whole process can start again.

The result of all this bot shenanigans is that no one can tell how many genuine, human likes any content has actually received. Or whether the ‘person’ they responded to is even a real person at all. It seems data analytics are fake too.

Sex sells. Well, it made you read this caption anyway

On my X feed recently I came across a couple of images of, shall we say, ridiculously fantastical females posing provocatively with the question “What was your first thought when you saw me?.” Unfortunately, I made the fatal mistake of replying “AI”. Oh boy, that was it. I’m now inundated with a daily army of hilariously over-endowed AI women, all of whom are desperate to get to know me, apparently. Certainly keeps me busy. 

Bad Shorts & Brainrot

So, exactly how much AI slop is on Youtube, for example? In order to answer that question a widely cited study by video editing company Kapwing analysed the first 500 videos recommended to a brand new YouTube account. Here’s what they found:

21% was classified as AI slop, meaning the videos were low-quality, fully or heavily AI generated content designed to farm views. 

33% fell into the broader ‘brainrot’ category ie. mindless, repetitive, low-value content which often includes AI-generated material. 

This 21% figure for AI slop in new-user feeds was reported all over the place, including The Guardian, but that doesn’t mean it’s true, of course. But just to be clear, it also doesn’t mean 21% of all videos ever uploaded to YouTube are AI generated but it does show how heavily the recommendation algorithm is pushing this type of content to new viewers.

Tom and Brad fight it out to the death in a viral, completely fabricated video

Meanwhile on X, recent analysis suggests that between 10–15% of total accounts are bot driven, so that’s roughly 40–50 million accounts out there distorting what you thought was the truth. And when it comes to election time, or when other major or controversial events are trending, that figure can easily jump to 45%. So the chances are that the expertly crafted sarcasm you spent all morning perfecting in response to an angry post is nothing but a pointless little ping pong ball bouncing into a pit of fire. Makes you feel hopeless, doesn’t it?

Trust is the biggest issue we face. If the percentage of faked content is increasing month by month how can we trust anything we see any longer? Well, let’s get practical for a minute.

To avoid becoming permanently cynical and giving up altogether, here is my handy trust checklist:

1 Check with other sources, right across the political spectrum for a more balanced view before you get too red faced and angry.

2 Build a network of trusted commentators. There are still some terrific truth-tellers out there, so stick with the ones with a decent track record of getting things right. 

3 Listen to long form debate on podcasts etc. rather than reacting to snappy headlines and provocative soundbites.

Ultimately of course, it doesn’t really matter that the video of the Alsatian retrieving a baby from a burning building is fake or not, or whether Tom Cruise really did gatecrash that wedding ceremony in Dagenham. We will quickly become accustomed to assuming that most content is for entertainment purposes only. Most of us probably already have. 

But when it comes to shaping our attitudes, reinforcing our prejudices or influencing our political persuasion, well that’s a different kettle of meatballs altogether. Our job as consumers of ‘information’ is to navigate the deep and choppy waters of utter bullshit that lie ahead. That means when you see a video of Sir Keir Starmer dressed as baby riding a donkey along the Blackpool seafront, it’s probably worth cross checking it with other media sources. If, however, you come across a similar video of Sir Ed Davey there is, of course, no need to check.

Howard Saunders is a writer, speaker and the Retail Futurist

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  Howard Saunders   Mar 29, 2026   AI, big data, clickbait, Future, smartphone, Uncategorized   Comments Off on EVERYTHING IS FAKE…PART 2   Read More

THE DAY IT RAINED IPHONES

It’s September 1975 and on your way home from school you come across a gift from fifty years in the future: an iPhone! How would you react? How would it have changed you? I made this little film trailer for my good friends at SSM in Amsterdam, who are celebrating their 50th anniversary of excellence in all things retail.

  Howard Saunders   Sep 22, 2025   Apple, smartphone, technology, Uncategorized   Comments Off on THE DAY IT RAINED IPHONES   Read More

IN THE FUTURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FAKE

You’re busy at work when an urgent video call comes in. You excuse yourself from the meeting to hear your daughter beg for money to help get her home. It looks like her, (exquisitely filtered as usual) sounds like her…but, hang on, you spoke with her earlier. Of course, it’s just another scam. 

Back in the meeting you ask a couple of questions about the hefty report your colleagues are pretending to pore over. No one can answer. Clearly another piece of AI generated bumpf which no one’s even bothered to read. Genius.

Last night’s news still rattles about your brain. Are we really sending troops to the Ukraine or is this another AI generated slice of propaganda made to enhance a particular narrative? Leaving work you call your daughter to make sure she’s ok. You exchange the safe word and agree to change it the next time you meet in person. The satnav voice warns you of huge delays on the bypass out of town. Is it telling the truth or are you being sacrificed to help thin out the traffic for everyone else?

Within a few very short years we shall all live like this. Everything we see, everything we are told will be adjusted, enhanced, exaggerated or just downright fake: either a straightforward money making scam or a distortion of the truth to help nudge us in a specific direction. At this rate, eventually everything will be fake.

The News

Most of us are already aware that the mainstream media, if only by omission, fails to tell the full story on a daily basis. Even the most genetically supine amongst us will at the very least be slightly more cynical of government diktats than they were, say, three years ago. But now, supercharged with the power of AI, the doors to outright, full blown, relentless factual distortion are wide open and beckoning us to play. Presidents declaring war and prime ministers caught cussing off camera, are nothing but the opening salvo for the onslaught of fakery that is about to engulf us. Even previously vanilla news items will be leveraged for political gain. Weather warnings will be relished and eagerly augmented, air quality levels exaggerated, travel warnings amplified and even gardening advice politicised. The apocalyptification of absolutely bloody everything will become the norm. I guess we’re pretty much there already.

In January this year, China brought in strict new laws on the use of deepfakes. Just imagine how even handed their authorities will be when they can choose the definition of ‘disinformation’. More worryingly, here in the UK our own Online Safety Bill will very soon be able to censor, fine and ban anyone who strays into the world of ‘mis’ or ‘dis’ information. The bill also gives Ofcom the power to force companies to scan private messages for ‘illegal material’. In the current climate where light sarcasm has already been misconstrued and weaponised, things ain’t looking so rosy in the free speech department.

Music

I’m guessing most of you have heard Johnny Cash’s version of Barbie Girl. Brilliant isn’t it? So much better than his prophetic A Boy Named Sue. He’s also covered Simon & Garfunkel’s Sound of Silence. In the twenty years since his death his work really has embraced a veritable cornucopia of cultural styles and tastes, thanks to AI, of course. Considering this clever tech has only been around a few months the results are pretty uncanny. Will The Beatles release a new album? Obviously. Will you be able to see them in concert like Abba’s Voyage? Oh yes. All our cultural idols, icons and artists will be digitally disinterred and regenerated for eternity, that’s obvious. Everyone but Mick Jagger of course. He’s already immortal. 

As contemporary culture matures and weans itself off three and a half minute pop nonsense the past will continue to be revitalised, regurgitated and reconstituted for all those who missed out on its heyday.

Film

Although thankfully still alive and well, Tom Cruise, like Johnny Cash, has been super busy over the last few months, especially on TikTok. Alongside his career in multi million dollar blockbusters he’s made quite a name for himself dancing embarrassingly in people’s gardens and generally showing off with celebrity impressions and magic tricks. What we are witnessing, in reality, is a series of mini trailers for completely AI generated movies. The era of virtual production is just beginning and it’s a giant leap forward from the CGI we’ve become accustomed to. If you have any doubt about its potential check out the burgeoning choice of Text to Video software such as Synthesis, Hour One or Pictory. Real time render allows you to type a description of the scene you want to see while ‘live’ video appears, instantly adapting as you write. Clearly it won’t be long before we can download the latest James Dean/Marlon Brando/Marilyn Monroe movie. With a musical score by The Beatles, naturally.

Knowledge

Back in 2019 I wrote here that we were already cyborgs in that our smartphones bestowed upon us access to the sum of all human knowledge.  No matter how obscure or trivial a question, it shall never be suspended awkwardly in limbo ever again. But when our AI assistants bring us constant and instant audio and visual feedback, everyone will be an Einstein. You can even make Einstein your personal assistant if you wish.

Service & Hospitality

How would you rate our service? Excellent or just extremely good? If messages like these annoy you now, just imagine how irritating it will be when every establishment you dare visit calls to ask about your experience. She will sound dreamily gorgeous of course, for it will be a she, and we will quickly learn how to ignore her seductive tones and cut short her needy pleas for constant affirmation.

Moods & Personality

Elon Musk’s Neuralink program is working hard to create a brain-computer interface. No surprises there. This is exactly the sort of thing we expect when a fifteen year old science fiction geek suddenly becomes a billionaire. On route to the big goals of solving paralysis and blindness however, it seems more than likely our brain implants will be able to adjust our moods according to requirements. Press ‘serious’ on the Neuralink app before an interview, or ‘witty’ before a blind date. What could possibly go wrong? 

The Good News

The Kardashianisation of culture may be a decade old but things are about to get decidedly freaky. Social media is already awash with avatar filters that turn us into fantasy figures, cartoon characters and superheroes, and the enthusiasm for fake identities isn’t likely to wane any time soon. (Read my piece on The Insufferables coming down the here. However, by way of some reassurance, Newton’s Third Law is alive and well: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The more our lives are lubricated, managed and entertained by the magic of AI, the more we will seek out signs of genuine humanity. The more we are inundated with filters and immersed in fake hospitality, the more enchanted we’ll be by imperfection, sincerity, wit, humility and even sarcasm. 

All the things AI is crap at.

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  Howard Saunders   Oct 18, 2023   big data, Blog, face recognition, Future, Retail, smartphone, technology, Uncategorized, woke   Comments Off on IN THE FUTURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FAKE   Read More