1. Get a Brand
Pick a punchy name that sounds like it’s set for success. Something easy and familiar that rolls off the tongue works best. Choose a name that you can imagine being franchised from Totnes to Timbuktu. Hey, Timbuktu, there’s a name! (That one’s for free)
2. Get noticed
Make sure your sign is visible, and by visible I mean big. As big as the local authorities will allow. Bigger if you can get away with it. You need to stand out from the crowd and a fascia-filling, mother of a neon sign gets you on the radar. If they won’t allow that, go for back illuminated plastic. Getting noticed is half the battle.
3. Tell us what you do
Don’t be shy, explain yourself, get a strap-line, think positive. ‘The best & baddest burger in town’ or ‘Pizza-licious!’ Be proud of who you are and what you do…and then shout about it!
Designing a restaurant isn’t easy, so make sure you get plenty of input. Start by asking the chef how much space he needs, then halve it. Everyone knows somebody who’s good at design. For instance, my niece is pretty artistic and can draw virtually any Disney character you care to throw at her. Ask someone like that to come up with a few ideas on decor before you get quotes, but keep it colourful. Remember, this isn’t your front room: we’re looking for the wow factor here. Sometimes a theme helps and it doesn’t matter what it is. For example, a ‘jungle’ theme opens up all sorts of exciting design opportunities. Compare that to, say, a ‘moon-landing’ theme. The rule is to let your imagination run riot. And on the subject of shit restaurants, there’s a ‘toilet’ themed restaurant in LA called the Magic Restroom. Apparently the food is very good.
5. Big Menu
Make sure you cover all angles. What if a young couple comes in and he wants a burger whilst she prefers pizza? Is one of them going to have to go next door? No. Have a full range of options to keep everybody happy from OAPs down to the kiddies. (Actually the pizza and burger combo pretty much covers that) And you’ll be amazed at the number of meal permutations you can create with just a few sauces and couple of side dishes.
6. Big Menu
It always looks impressive to have a big menu, in size I mean. We’re talking broadsheet (bed-sheet if possible) so that they’re anti-nickable, and laminated so you can wipe off all the grease. Make sure it looks bright and jolly with plenty of cheeky comments wherever possible. People love puns on food, like ‘Don’t go bacon my heart’ or ‘Penne for your thoughts’ etc. (You can use those)
Staff are critical to your success. After all, who else is going to bring the food to the table? If you have lots of keen, young family members that will work for a free meal then you’re off to a great start. Remember that every dollar you pay your staff, is a dollar straight off the bottom line, so keep it tight. Immigrants are excellent candidates. They’ll work for next to nothing and because they can’t speak the language they won’t argue with the customers. It’s a win, win!